hosted by Broseph Joe Brody at Oakland Continental Club::
Viva Van defeated Mikey J to win the GLAM Championship
BLOODBOND 64 [Anton Voorhees, Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner w/ Richard Shhhnary] defeated LOST TREASURES [ Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos]
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie defeated DARK Sheik and Vipress
Kenny K defeated Cereal Man to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
Rob Hands & D-Torch defeated Mansoor & KittyBusa to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
hosted by Anton Voorhees from Continental Club in Oakland:
Three Way Match For The HOODSLAM Golden Gig Championship Vipress (c) vs. Dark Sheik vs. Brooke Havok was declared a no contest when invaders attacked all three. They were Mikey J, a masked assailant, fake stoner brothers and fake Drugz Bunny. They said that they were great wrestlers who had been emailing hoodslam for opportunities, but were constantly left on read. Tonight, they would make an impact.
Best Athlete In The East Bay Championship Match Kenny K (c) defeated Mighty Mayra.
Triple Threat Match For The GLAM Championship Mikey J defeated The Cereal Man and Hop Daddy to become the new Champion.
Richard Shhhnary, Grief Counselor Marco & Dr. Von Eerie defeated The Lost Treasures (Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos).
Triple Threat Match For The Intergalactic Tag Team Championships The Emo Heads (Rob Hands & D-Torch) (c) defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner) and the fake Stoner Brothers (Todd Rodd Stoner & Rodd Todd Stoner)
After failing to win the Tag Titles, the invaders attacked all in the ring and gloated about still having two championships. This was when they revealed that the masked assailant was none of that Johnny Butabi – first Captain of the Champion Ship! Furthermore, he had stolen the Champion Ship and was keeping it hostage from Captain M Y L O, who had felt bad because she thought she lost it.
Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo looked like they were their to take on these invaders in the name of Hoodslam, but an argument brewed between the two. Jaguar would turn his back on Gonzo and Hoodslam, and side with the simulacrum invaders.
Over The Plank Battle Royal For The HOODSLAM Champion Ship Championship Winner: Captain M Y L O both regained and retained the Champion Ship after fighting the invaders, assistance from Anton Voorhees, the Stoner Bros & Richard Shhhnary, and after befriending a shark that they tried to feed her to. Also, the fake Stoners and fake Drugz Bunny died, and Johnny Butabi is considered lost at sea. Also, Jaguar turned on Mikey J when they were the only two left, saying that he was playing double agent all along. Nobody believes him, but we don’t really feel like doing anything about it.
hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and featuring the ballsiest rock band in the world, ARNOCORPS
Kenny K defeated Midas Kreed to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
The EMO Heads [Brooke Havok, Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch] & DARK Sheik defeated The Lost Treasures [Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier] and Grief Counselor Marco
Vipress defeated Jamie Senegal to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Mighty Mayra and Captain MYLO defeated The Stoner Brothers and KittyBusa & BART-Man in a Chaos Rules Triangle Match to retain ownership of the Champion Ship
Mansoor defeated Richard Shhhnary in a Sanctum of Silence match
Dr Von Eerie defeated Cereal Man by disqualification after he gave birth, thus bringing his fucking kid. Post match, Dr Von Eerie confiscated the newborn to give to social services. When Cereal Man attempted to stop this lawful abduction, he was thwarted by Juice Lee
James C defeated Anton Voorhees in a Loser Leaves the BOOM Gang match. However, he instead dissolved the BOOM Gang and stated he would go start a new group without the Stoners and Anton Voorhees.
In a plastic world of bland production and avarice the shining lights of authenticity make the brightest targets of victimization. Imperfect simulacrum unfurl themselves against art and Oakland’s last sports team. A tired soldier admires a flower during a pointless battle.
Pro Wrestling Rated R // This Is Real since 2010 // Oaklands last sports team // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids //
LOOK – come in to the bar/restaurant portion like 6ish,
shows at EIGHT 8 PM – 11 PM
NOTICE WE SWITCHED TO AN HOUR EARLIER? GOOD.
Also, you can stay after and drink. don’t mind us dissassembling a ring, there’s a whole upstairs and back bar you can enjoy without wood and metal spilling your booze and blood.
14 years of FTF
The accidental phenomenon
Full bar // 21+ // #dontbringyourfnkids
Aggressive Conflict Resolution
1/4 of the year was spent finding out who we are in therapy. Now we find out what we do about it.
The BOOM Gang deals with the outcome of James C v Anton Voorhees. The stipulation said one must leave the group. Who will stay, and will the other members, Rick Stoner and Scott Stoner, approve of their remaining teammate?
DARK Sheik ~ [currently] She Who Holds the Golden GiG, Vipress : the poster for toxic relationships, the everlasting makeup to break up. Now that EMO HEAD Brooke Havok has interjected herself squarely in front of DARK Sheik, metaphorical questions arise: will the fire between Sheik and Vipress burn out to ash? Will this test give it fuel to burn brighter? Will it go out of control and consume all three?
The Lost Treasures were the tag team champions and the hosts of FTF just a few months ago, but without their gold they do not glitter. Will Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul continue to carry newcomer Lara Frazier under their wings? Has baby birdee decide its time to fly the coup? Two conflicting outcomes that are only small facets within a prism of probability.
Captain of the Champion Ship [in a bottle] Captain M Y L O and first Matey Mighty Mayra continue sailing on the good ship MMMM. Assuming they make it through March 1st with award intact, they’ll port in Oakland and defend their Ship, their title, their pirate way of life.
ALSO IF HE MAKES IT AS CHAMPION THAT FAR, “The Last Spinebender” Kenny K defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks.
GET SAD – the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles are on the line, quite possibly defended by the EMO HEADS – Scenesei D-Torch and the 6’7 300+lb montser of a sad boi Brutal Rob Hands [the Championship also shared with Brooke Havok]
PLUS drama romance violence entrance flex, drugs and stories from strange scrolls.
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The most heroic rock band in the world combines forces with Hoodslam once again to present the annual arno-infused wrestle concert GYA2M. Exactly!
Mansoor v Richard Shhhnary – Sanctum of Silence
After failing to reconnect with his friends of past, Mansoor has been anything but silent in venting his frustration. Now, he enters combat with Richard Shhhnary in the Sanctum of Silence! If you scream, you lose.
Vipress v Jamie Senegal – To determine She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Vipress intended for her friend Jamie Senegal to help her settle her lovers quarrel with DARK Sheik. Instead, she’s added another fractured relationship. Could the Golden GiG be the next thing to slip away from her grasp?
Anton Voorhees v James C – Winner Leads the BOOM Gang
In October, the BOOM Gang defeated The CAUTION, and per stipulation Anton had to join their ranks. He’s gotten along with the Stoner Brothers, but James C was happier without him in their group. Our therapeutic team of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco have arranged this March, forcing fate to provide the way forward.
hosted by Anton Voorhees, from Continental Club in Oakland, California
Juice Lee defeated Harley Qunt
James C defeated Brutal EMO Rob Hands
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie then conducted group counseling with the BOOM Gang, one of them admitted to getting a gerbil too high when they were a kid, and in the end it was decided that Anton Voorhees and James C would fight at 3/1 to determine a leader of the BOOM Gang.
Kenny K defeated D-Torch and Matt Carlos in a Triple Threat Match to retain the Best Athlete Golden Fannypacks
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie then conducted couples therapy with DARK Sheik and Vipress, but it was interrupted by Brooke Havok. Vipress attacked Marco and Brooke, and a match began –
Vipress and Brooke Havok fought to a no contest
Captain MYLO and First Matey Mayra defeated Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier to retain the Champion Ship
Rick Stoner & Scott Stoner defeated Richard Shhhnary and Mansoor
after the match, Shhhnary attacked Mansoor and challenged him to a SANCTUM OF SILENCE on 3/1
