Friday, December 4, 2015
Retro Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA

Live commentary by ‘Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was George Foreskin and the Grillers.

1. Hoodfighter Tournament match: Cereal Man def. Nurse Ratchet.

2. Hoodfighter Tournament match: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. Shotzi Blakkheart

3. Hoodfighter Tournament match: Ken def. Ryu.

4. Hoodfighter Tournament match: “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.

5. Four-on-four elimination match: Team Chupy (“The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, and Virgil Flynn III) def. Team London (DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, and “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy).

6. Hoodfighter Tournament semi-final match: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie.

7. Hoodfighter Tournament semi-final match: Cereal Man def. Ken.

8. Four-Way tag-team match for the Golden Gig (whomever pins the champion wins the Golden Gig) Drugz Bunny (champion) and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder def. James C & Juiced Lee, The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs).

9. Hoodfighter Tournament finals: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. Cereal Man to become number one contender for “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder’s Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, January 1 for Hoodslam: Oh, shit – First Friday is January 1. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

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Friday, November 20, 2015
Oakland Retro Opera House
Oakland, CA

Live commentary by Axl BROse.

Tonight’s musical guest was Tampon Jovi featuring guest vocals from Blondie’s Hairy Debby.

1. Tag-team match: Milli Vanilli def. Cheech & Chong.

2. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark def. Cerealman the Barbarian.

3. Team Top Gun (Maverick & Goose) def. Team Spaceballs (Lonestar & Barf).

4. 80s Jesus Kruze def. “The HIGHlander” Dabbin’ McWeedcloud.

5. Tag-team match: Miami Vice (Crockett and Tubbs) def. The Road Warriors (Road Warrior Hawk & Road Warrior Animal).

6. Madonna def. “Weird” Al Yankovic.

7. Six-person tag-team match: Bill & Ted and Marty McFly Jr. def. Rick James (bitch), Tina Turner and Michael Jackson.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, December 4 for the annual Hoodfighter Tournament. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

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Hoodslam: Requiem of Galatea

Friday, November 6, 2015
Retro Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 720

Live commentary by ‘Broseph” Joe Brody and P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer).

Tonight’s musical guest was National Geocrackhead.

1. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Virgil Flynn III.

2. Tag-team match: Juiced Lee and James C def. “The Talent” Ean Hancement and DARK Sheik.

3. Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie.

4. Six-man tag-team match: Ryu, Ken, and Cereal Man def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) and Super Nuggs thanks to interference by Green Man.

5. Four-way match: “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, and Anthony Butabi.

6. Food fight: The PB&J Banana def. Frank Myer.

7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Shotzi Blakkheart.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, November 20 for Hoodslam: 80s for the Ladies IV – Revenge of the Radio Star

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Hoodslam: BLOODSLAM

Saturday, October 25, 2015 Retro Oakland Metro Opera House Oakland, CA Paid attendance: 290

Live commentary by Chad Kreuger.

Tonight’s musical guest was Broken Condoms, which is pretty much the scariest thing ever.

1. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Count Chocula.

2. Pyramid Head and Nurse Ratchet def. Anton and Hayashi .

3. Techno Destructo (with his two mysterious space dominatrix handlers) def. “The Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bodhi in an invisible cage match.

4. Four-way match: Pogo def. Jason, Leatherface, and Chucky.

5. Donny Drinko def. Mr. Haydashi.

6. Brittany Jill Valentine vs. a zombie horde was thrown out when Pooh Jack and Mustafa arrived and fought off the zombie horde.

7. Death match: Ken def. Akuma.

8. Blade, Drugz Ash, Donnie Drinko, and Christina def. Nurse Ratchet, Jason X, Dark Link, and Edward from Twilight.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, November 6 for Hoodslam: Requiem of Galatea (event details: https://www.facebook.com/events/408426192685232/) and again on Friday, November 20 for Eighties for the Ladies IV: Revenge of the Radio Star (event details: https://www.facebook.com/events/504104549766350/) Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

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Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans VI – Doc of Ages

Friday, October 2, 2015
The old Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 937

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Big Floppy Doc n’ Balls.

1. Handicap match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (with Anthony Butabi).

2. Triple Threat match: Juiced Lee and James C. both def. Anthony Butabi (with Johnny “Dinko” Butabi).

3. Tag team match: “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Paul London def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson) and Virgil Flynn III.

4. Handicap tag team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Ken, and Ryu def. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel and Cereal Man.

5. Over-the-top-rope battle royal to crown a number one contender for the Golden Gig: Bobby Burgerhands def. James C., “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Nightcrawler, Sexy Chino, Big Poppa Smurf, Hayward Heat (Stevie T, Wilke Ray and Big B), “Broseph” Joe Brody, Cereal Man, Referee Guido, Marty McFlux, Pooh Jack, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, Virgil Flynn III, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Coach Joey Nuggs, Rick-Scott Stoner, the PB&J Banana, Frank Myer, Ken, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Scott-Rick Stoner, Akuma, Juiced Lee, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Shredder, “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, and DARK Sheik to become the new number one contender for the Golden Gig.

6. Golden Gig gauntlet match: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Metal Head Maniac” Sledge, Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099, and Doc Atrocity to retain the Golden Gig.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the NEW Oakland Metro Opera House (522 Second Street) every first Friday and will return on Saturday, October 24 for BLOODSLAM. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/307990882658055/

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