Hosted by Jordan Castle and Wonder Dave from Oakland Continental Club
Ricky and Scotty Stoner defeated Miguel & Levell
Vipress defeated Frontman Jah to retain the Golden GiG
DARK Sheik and Mercedes Martinez fought to a no contest, post match DARK Sheik and Vipress got engaged.
Ashton Starr defeated Lara Frazier to retain the GLAMpionship
D-Torch & EMO Rob Hands defeated James C & Jaguar Montoya to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
Kittybusa defeated Valarie Venus,Mighty Mayra, Lil Crush & Joey Gonzo In a scramble match, but then was attacked by Cereal Man dressed kinda like crow sting.
Cereal Man defeated Grief Counselor Marco
Mansoor & Mason Madden defeated Anton Voorhees & Richard Shhhnary, kinda? Referee Wiggles was knocked out and his unconscious arm was used by MxM to count the three.
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The event also features:
DARK Sheik
Vipress
Anton Voorhees
Stoner Brothers
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie
Juice Lee
Cereal Man
Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch, the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions!
hosted by Anton Voorhees at Oakland Continental Club:
Lara Frazier defeated Helen Charlotte Campbell
Kenny K defeated Joey Gonzo to retain the Golden Fannypacks Championship
D-Torch & Rob Hands defeated DARK Sheik & Vipress to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship – at first they accused Vipress of pushing Brooke down a well, leading to a match. When things had gone too far, DARK Sheik stated that she wouldn’t do that for Vipress, Vipress wouldn’t do that for her. Vipress was offended, stating that she /would/ push Brooke down a well for Sheik. This led to its own confrontation, which was interrupted by the returning Brooke Havok.
After the match, FBE Agent #1 (*last seen at September 2023’s PSYCHOPHORIA event) returned and told Rob and D-Torch that they still had it wrong. Before he could tell everyone that it was a vigilante FBE Agent #2, FBE Agent #2 returned and stabbed him in the back. She said that she would go beyond the law and end EMO for good.
Brooke Havok defeated FBE Agent #2
Captain MYLO defeated Richard Shhhnary & Saraya Saber in a triple threat to retain the Champion Ship
due to unforeseen circumstances, Viva Van was unable to appear and defend her GLAMpionship. Even though some champions go like months between defenses here, she sent the belt to us and it was considered vacant.
Ashton Starr defeated Brittany Wonder to win the vacant GLAMpionship
Juice Lee defeated Cereal Man
Mansoor & Mason defeated Ricky Stoner & Scotty Stoner… i guess? They knocked out Wiggles then counted the 3 themselves, which we didn’t exactly not allowww…
Hosted by Sam Laterna and J Rose from Oakland Continental Club:
Joey Gonzo defeated Lara Frazier, Ricky Stoner, James C, Brittany Wonder and Rob Hands in a Six Way Scramble
Viva Van defeated Mighty Mayra to retain the GLAMpionship
D-Torch defeated Jaguar Montoya, who was then compelled to reveal that whoever Brooke Havok was pushed down the well by a woman, but he could not say who.
Allie Katch, DARK Sheik & EFFY defeated Juice Lee, Vipress & Grief Counselor Marco
Captain MYLO defeated BART-Man to retain the Champion Ship
Anton Voorhees defeated Cereal Man
Kenny K defeated 1 Called Manders to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypacks Championship
At 4/5 Simulacrumania, Hoodslam was invaded by a band of wrestlers who had been left on read too many times. They attacked and said that they could be just as good as the regular roster, even introducing a Fake Stoner Brothers and Fake Drugz Bunny. Rounding out the ranks was a masked assailant, and longtime bay area wrestler Mikey Jay.
The masked assailant would reveal himself to be Johnny Butabi, former Captain of the Champion Ship! He had stolen the magical Ship in a bottle, and was holding it ransom for a title match against current Captain M Y L O! The contest would be decided in a /Walk the plank – Overboard Match/. Or Something.
Rubbing salt in our wounds, Mikey Jay was able to win the GLAMpionship from Hop Daddy. With two of our coveted awards in their possession, they opened their ranks to whomstsoever would join. This was answered by Jaguar Montoya, who turned on his partner Joey Gonzo when he urged him to reconsider.
Ultimately, Fake Drugz Bunny and Rodd Todd and Todd Rodd, the Fake Stoner brothers, were all mauled by the shark. Though Johnny Butabi was able to send M Y L O over the edge, she tamed the mighty beast and rode the shark back to the ring. From there, she chased Johnny beyond the couch. He is considered lost at sea.
Mikey Jay and Jaguar Montoya found themselves against the Stoners, Richard Shhhnary, Anton Voorhees, Mighty Mayra, Captain M Y L O and her new shark friend, as this assemblage of Hoodslammers looked to put an emphatic end to this invasion. It was then that Jaguar Montoya turned on Mikey Jay, insinuating that he was playing a double agent all along. Nobody really believes him.
The invasion was squashed, more deaths added to the Hoodslam tally. But, Mikey Jay remained our GLAMpion. At 5/3 Faith in Monsters, he agreed to defend the GLAMpionship against anyone who was /NOT/ a Hoodslam regular. The challenge was answered by the returning HellBent Viva Van, who was narrowly able to claim the prize.
Viva Van returns at our 6/7 event Dazzling to defend the GLAMpionship against First Matey Mighty Mayra.
During 5/3 Faith in Monsters, Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie once again found themselves opposite of Vipress and DARK Sheik. This time, Juice Lee interfered on behalf of Dr Von Eerie. In the midst of combat, DARK Sheik accidentally kicked a chair into Vipresses face.
Referee Wiggles was there to administer top flight elite medical assistance. However, Vipress withdrew from the match due to her injury. She left the ring, and then the building, and promptly was admitted to a medical facility where she received surgical treatment in the days following May 3rd.
She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress is considered unfit for mortal combat as Hoodslam demands, indefinitely.
Above photos retrieved from Chris Jung aka @rudo_rampage on twittex.
Above photo provided by Vipress, who would not allow photography of her injured face to be reproduced. Get well soon, Vipress.
