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WALKING PHOENIX RESULTS

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Friday, November 4, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 760

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Slopdick Murphys.

 

1. Finals of the Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstacy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Tournament for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship: Virgil Flynn III & “The Mexican Werewolf” def. Ken & Ryu to win the 2016 Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstacy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Tournament, becoming the new Intergalactic Tag Team Champions.

 

2. Drugz Bunny def. “Brutal” Rob Hands (with Coach Joey Nuggs, representing the New U).

 

3. Fatal Four-Way match to determine the new number one contender for the Golden Gig: “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees (representing The CAUTION [Caution!]) def. James C., “The Russian Lover” Zangiev, and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig, facing Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G.) in the main event.

 

4. Four-way tag team match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: 2/3 of The CAUTION (Caution!) DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (champions) def. The New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Shotzi Blackheart), Troof and Conundrum (with Drucilla), and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

 

5. Cereal Man def. Brittany Wonder (with Doc Atrocity).

 

6. Golden Gig Championship: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., champion) def. “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees to retain the Golden Gig.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, December 2 for the annual Hoodfighter Tournament https://www.facebook.com/events/248018308916846/. Before that, however, Hoodslam returns to the Oakland Metro Opera House on Friday, November 18 for Hoodslam: 80s All Over – Rock til You Drop, Rock, Rock, Never Stop: https://www.facebook.com/events/1107545562649586/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

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BLOODSLAM FOOTAGE

 

Tomorrow is the WALKING PHOENIX in Oakland, CA but take a trip down memory lane to two weeks ago and witness this HIGHlight reel of BLOODSLAM!

And if that whistles your wets, sign up on  for just 1.99 a month to see this full event on demand, as well as everything else we do and competently film!  Our full event Hoodslammery YouTube channel comes with a 14 day free trial, and some day you’ll have to pay a lot more for this stuff, so get’em while they’re hot and desperate.

 

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Results from 10/28 Reno Halloween Hoodslam

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Thank you #RENO and Cargo for hosting our #Hoodslam #Halloween and the 150ish that came to party with us! With Brian Zane and Johnny Butabi on commentary and The Whiskey Sirens providing some mid match raunch, the following went down:

 

The Hoodslam Band was known as Dong of the Dead.

 

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Christina Von Eerie

2. The Stoner Brothers fought The Rejects to a no contest decision after an interjection by El Chupacabra

3. Virgil Flynn III defeated Joel Killmeister

4. James C defeated El Chupacabra after interference from The Stoner Brothers

5. Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated the impromptu team of Zangev and Drugz Bunny after Drugz intentionally blinded Zangev with cocaine.

6. Shotokan Dojo Ryu and Ken defeated DARK Sheik and Super Beast to advance to the finals of the Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup on November 4th

7. Brittany Wonder defeated Shotzi Blackheart

8. The Rejects , El Chupacabra and Christina Von Eerie defeated the Stoner Brothers, James C and Virgil Flynn III when Chupy pinned Virgil. Post match a brawl erupted, and Pooh Jack emerged with a trash can of weapons, and like the sherif of the fuzzies, cleared the ring of both teams.

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November 4th is The Walking Phoenix at the Oakland Metro!

 

#ftf ! Gig! Bluaghh!

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Fuck The Fans 7 HD Highlights

HD highlights courtesy of Mark Johnston resonate through the hallows of memory.  Though not featured here, none could forget the end of that night when PONG made his return to Hoodslam after a lengthy absence, and won the 30 Entity Rumble to claim the vacant Golden Gig!

Also: Virgil Flynn III and El Chupacabra advanced to the final round of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament! They await the winners of Ryu and Ken v DARK Sheik and a Mystery Partner (A temporary replacement for the rest of The CAUTION ) in Reno the 28th to see who they’ll face in the finals November 4th, first friday in Oakland.

We also saw the debut of Ricky Vendetta from Fight Club Finland, a bloody brawl between Referee Guido and Johnny Drinko Butabi AND the debut of King of Dong Style Joey Ryan vs Christina von Eerie!

 

The full event is online at our Hoodslammery YouTube Channel; for 1.99 a month you can see every Hoodslam we film!

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10/28 RENO MATCHES ANNOUNCED!

Along with the incredible Whiskey Sirens performing some inappropriately wicked burlesque for you to feast upon, we’ll be bringing you top notch mortal combat! Looks weird without a K huh? Well, that’s how it’s actually spelled!

 

YouTube sensation and local good buddy Z-Man BRIAN ZANE will call the action along with Johnny Drinko Butabi! Come in Halloween garb and view these, and other, terrific matches!

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BLOODSLAM RESULTS

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Saturday, October 22, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 530-something-ish?

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as JACKED Skellington.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Ghoul.

 

1. Donnie Drinko def. Big Van J.

 

2. Nurse Ratchet def. Dozer.

 

3. Pogo the Clown and Chucky def. Toby and Big Van J.

 

4. Officer Brittany def. Leatherface.

 

5. Van Helsing and Blade def. The Brood (Edge & Christian)

 

6. Scarecrow def. Stones.

 

7. Donnie Drinko, Toby, Officer Brittany and Officer “Big” Bosman def. Doc Atrocity, Nurse Ratchet, and seven Daelians.

 

8. Donnie Drinko def. Dael Mehl to survive his second consecutive BLOODSLAM.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, November 4 for Hoodslam: The Walking Phoenix: https://www.facebook.com/events/533713720153354/. Before that, however, Hoodslam returns to Reno, NV for Hoodslam: Bump N’ Grindhouse at Cargo in the Whitney Peak Hotel: https://www.facebook.com/events/187393855016440/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

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FUCK THE FANS VII RESULTS

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Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans VII

 

Friday, October 7, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 931

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Smellraiser.

 

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Doc Atrocity and Brittany Wonder. The 10-points Virgil and Chupy earned with that victory secured them a place in the tournament finals.

 

2. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox) def. The New U (Shotzi Blackheart and Brutal Rob Hands) via forfeit with Shotzi’s knee injury rendering her unable to compete.

 

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: what was originally scheduled to be DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION [Caution!] accompanied by “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees) vs. James C. and Juiced Lee turned into a three-on-three tag team match when “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta joined James C. and Juiced Lee and Anton Voorhees joined DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement. The Caution [Caution!] def. James C., Juiced Lee, and “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta.

 

4. “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie.

 

5. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: this match was originally scheduled to be The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) vs. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner). Prior to the match, Referee Guido, who was in charge of this show, made the match a two-on-one handicap match with Johnny “Drinko” Butabi facing the Stoner Brothers alone. The Stoner Brothers def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi.

 

5. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi def. Referee Guido.

 

6. 30-entity over-the-top-rope battle royal for the Golden Gig: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta, Ryu, Boyce in da Hood, Doc Atrocity, Scott-Rick Stoner, The Hayward Heat, Virgil Flynn III, Brittany Wonder, The Hayward Heat (again), “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Cereal Man, “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan, Vanilla Icebox, Ken, The Hayward Heat (yet again), “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Coach Joey Nuggs, “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, “Brutal” Rob Hands (formerly “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands), Dr. No, Pooh Jack, James C., “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, and Scorpiundertaker (with Kitana Fred Durst) to become the new Golden Gig champion.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Saturday, October 22 for Hoodslam’s annual Halloween and horror show, BLOODSLAM. https://www.facebook.com/events/293876880962718/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

www.BirdsWillFall.com

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JOEY RYAN V CHRISTINA VON EERIE AT FTF VII

received_10210410027908192The King of Dong Style and YouPorn sensation Joey ryan makes his Hoodslam debut Friday October 7th! This southern California based grappler has wrestled on national Television, been featured on sportscenter, traveled the globe – all the while swinging opponents by his Penis.

No stranger to intergender struggles, Joey Ryan has personally requested a female opponent for his Oakland arrival – and Hoodslam has obliged in a big way; The Patron Saint of Filth Christina Von Eerie will step up at Fuck the Fans VII to challenge the baby oiled assailant Joey Ryan in mortal combat!

Will Christina fight the tide of Dong? Or will the Era of sleaze begin in Oakland? And how will both these participants involvement reflect upon the 30 Entity Rumble for the Gold Gig?

 

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