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If you already do, youd know this match had been up for about a week! We sneaky like that.
After all the dudes wrestled in their skirts, wigs, glitter and lace, we let the girls take it home in the main event of our 2nd night of Femmed Out. A female celebration could only end with an all gal finale!
“Unleash the Animal [s]!”
We have footage of the annual return of the Smoking Hot Boobs! This year with a twist; since they fought the guardians of a galaxy, they took on the likeness of a familiar fighter/actor. Drax the Destroyer, Dave Bautista, whoever; they got nothing on BOOBTISTA
Feel the 411 MANIA for Hoodslam
What a great article! Read it here! See how awesome we is! They do…
If you’ve been to our humble little show, this article will be a fun trip down feelings lane. If youve never been/ are on the fence about what we are (and if you’d love love it) then read read read away. Its good for your brain. Thanks Dino Zee (the last dinosaur?) for authoring this word party.
THE Richest: Best Cosplayers in Wrestling
Or something. Didnt really read it. Seemed nice though! Come see why we’re better at costumes than DX and Rated RKO, but not quite as good as Jay Lethal, (who is a national treasure – free plug).
Read about it here! Thanks Author Joe Myrck. Next time keep us in mind for number one spot! We do more than street fighter, ya know?
A “Toxic” Entrance
From Femmed Out NIGHT TWO 2/4/17, a special 5 way elimination match featured a series of pop divas; one entrance we’d like to share comes from a soulful catholic girl from the south…full event avaliable on our HOODSLAMMERY YouTube page!
ARNOCORPS RETURNS 3/3
So good, that on 3/3 we do it a third time! Miss last two years events and don’t know how BALLSY it is? STUPID LUCKY YOU; here’s a highlight reel on our super awesome way subscribable youtube page-o-rama to catch you up! Oh yeah, tickets are available on eventbright yester-NOW. EXACTLY!
Both of these FULL EVENTS are available on the 1.99 a month all the Hoodslam all the time Hoodslammery page (linked on our sidebar), which also gives you the live stream of our event’s for like the cost of a bag of chips. We fuck the fans, but we’re a cheap fuck.
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Highlights from FEMED OUT NIGHT 1
FEMMED OUT RESULTS
Results.
Hoodslam: Femmed Out (night one)
Friday, February 3, 2017
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Sold Out attendance
Tonight’s musical guest was Rupballs of Fury.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as “TinkerBro”
1. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees def. Pizza Cat to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay. Immediately following the match, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi stole the Golden Fannypacks.
2. Mama (from “Mama’s Family”) def. Madea
3. Handicap match: James C. and JUICED Lee def. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage.
4. Golden Gig: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G.) def. Cereal Man to retain the Golden Gig, thanks to interference from Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.).
Special performance by The Cat Sweet.
5. Tag team match: Black Widow and Carmen Sandiego def. Scary Spice and Posh Spice of the Spice Girls.
6. Six-entity tag team match: Smokin’ Hot Boobs and Jessica Rabbit Scorpion def. Ginger Spice, Baby Spice, and Sporty Spice of the Spice Girls.
7. Brittany Wonder def. “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme.
Results:
Hoodslam: Femmed Out (night two)
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Tonight’s musical guest was Femme C. Hammer.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Wonder Dave.
1. Tag team match: Star Lord and Gamora (from “Guardians of the Galaxy) def. Boob-tista.
2. G.I. Jane def. Mama (from Mama’s Family).
Drugz Bunny announced that he will be at Hoodslam and ArnoCorps present Get Your Ass to March III on Friday, March 3, and will make his in-ring return at EnterTania VII on Friday, April 7.
3. Five-Corner Match: Brittany Spears def. Shakira, Aaliyah, Lady Gaga and Marilyn Monroe.
Special poetry performance by Wonder Dave paying tribute to Chyna.
4. Daria def. Mary Katherine Gallagher.
5. Scorpion Cammy def. Mileena.
6. Brittany Wonder and Sin Voorhees def. Shelly “Duffman” Martinez and Pizza Cat.
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