If a question is answered by another question, it was still answered… technically…
GLAM – Behind Closed Doors opens up with the GLAM band Oinga Boinga playing out our host The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees.
He speaks about the difficulty smuggling an entire door to the Oakland Metro Operahouse but it is here! The Sun and Moon Door! And tonight it will be opened!
But first we have matches.
‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder def Heather Monroe in a match that was full of rope walking, forearms shots, and so many butts to faces. The match ended when referee Aleyah Mia Garcia accidentally got in Heather’s way and in an brief moment of lost focus Brittany took advantage with a quick pinfall.
After match Heather showed her frustrations by getting in the face of the referee and then slamming her down by the hair. #rude
Simone Sherie def Nurse Ratchet in a match involving almost every dismembered body part you could think of. During the match Buggy Nova came out to… Show her support of the reanimated medical professional? But once Simone turned a syringe back on Nurse Ratchet it was goodnight nurse.
After the match Buggy explained the the DNA results were in and Nurse Ratchet is the Co Mother of Baby Chucky and Buggy wants to start a traditional, 2 mother family to raise their child… AND SHE PROPOSED! Luckily Anton is real life Ordained Minister and we have a wedding on our hands!!!!!! Except Nurse Ratchet ran away before saying “I do” … #RunawayCorpseBride
But the show must go on!
Buggy Nova def Vulcana Pro Wrestler proving that love can conquer all… including a volcano.
Lisa Lace / Shakira Spears def The Great Bambina and Viva Van in a triple threat match after Hip Hop Harry got involved and held Viva back from the action.
Harry then got on the Mic and mocked Anton and The CAUTION ‘s loss of the Intergalactic tag team Championship and Ean Hancement (RIP Space Ean) but that didn’t sit too well with the new number one contenders and out came The Stoner Bros!
Rick Scott Stoner def Hip Hop Harry in an impromptu, and our first official men’s match at GLAM.
And then it was time!
The Door Opening Ceremony!
The owner of #TheSunKey Lady K ( Katarina Leigh Waters ) came out first.
The owner of #TheMoonKey Trish Adora came out next.
Lady K inserts the Sun Key into The Sun Lock and unlocks it.
Trish then inserts the Moon Key into The Moon Lock…. but… it doesn’t fit?
Lady K grabs the Mic and says this was supposed to be the greatest moment in time and it’s been ruined because Trish doesn’t believe! And a fight begins!!
Back and forth action but a new enraged side of Lady K comes out as she berates Trish for her lack of faith in the Door. Both women are physically exhausted and out came a very disgruntled Heather Monroe. She gets a Mic and angrily asks why anyone is putting up with this nonsense. Then she let’s out the dreaded F word and calls this whole ceremony….. FAKE! Which did not sit well with our GLAM Fans at all. A defining “This is Real” chant breaks out and Heather KNOCKS THE DOOR OVER and leaves!!! Trish sees this and a new fire seems to burn within her. (Maybe she saw what a jerk Heather was with her lack of belief)
Trish Adora def Lady K viva submission to the Victory Trap.
Trish then takes the Moon Key and unlocks the fallen door! It opens (now looking like a storm cellar door) and Trish jumped down into it…. And dissapeared!!!! Lady K then tries to follow her but the door seemed to lock itself and Lady K is left, Heartbroken and weary at the stoop of the door.
Where did Trish go??? What’s in the door? When will we know???
Find out next month when GLAM presents Down the Rabbit Hole
