hah, we’re hilarious. what a year of weekly events! And free streams on twitch! What cooky stuff will we come up with next week and beyond? who knows?! but forever and always – this is real. Thanks for the memories 2019 and the world that helped us make them. See ya in january.
Hosted by Gortons Fisherman Voorhees and Enchantment Wonder the Sea-Dave
1. Captain Jack Sparrow defeated Captian Morrigan and then stole his rum
2. DARK MerSheik defeated Plus Size Captain Hook Martel
3. BeachTime Drugz Bunny defeated StarrrrrFishDust
4. Aquaman defeated the Creature from the Black Lagoon
5. Gilligans Island defeated the Wet Bandits in a life raft match
– The Killer Whale returned and killed both Gilligan and Skipper. Cuz he’s a killer. The planet was then defended by Ecco the Dolpheen
6. Echo the Dolpheen defeated the Killer Whale after pulling his soul out of his blow hole i guess, i dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRZB8wNQrU
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
3. D- Rogue defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi after Da Squaaad interfered
4. James C defeated FunnyBone after Brutal Rob Hands interfered
5. Kenny K/ Shakira Spears/Hip Hop Harry of Da Squaaad defeated Santa Otis the Gimp and Stoner Brothers
6. Drugz Bunny defeated Sensei Joey Nuggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9KARlA6rLs
Oh what a night! GLAM – Ever Onward! Opened with The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees and Kathy Campanelli welcoming the GLAMily of fans in attendance and on Twitch and wasted little time kicking the show off.
Match 1 was a 2nd Round Tournament Match. DARK Sheik defeated the current Hoodfighter X champion D-Rogue in a spectacular matchup.
Out next was celebrity Life Coach Saint Synclair in an attempt to build his growing clientele. He offers the roster his managerial services and claims to have the ability to give the girls anything they want.
This brings out the debuting Danika Della Rouge to see if she could get into the GLAMpionship Tournament. Synclair says he could make that happen.
This brings out the returning Vulcana Pro Wrestler to see if she could ALSO get into the Tournament. Again Synclair says he could pull some strings if they both agree to sign with him.
THIS brings out Viva Van to tell Danika that she would be willing to put her spot in the tournament on the line in a match tonight!
And THIS brings out Simone Sherie to tell Viva that if anyone is going to prove their toughness and confidence in putting her spot on the line, it’s the Saucey Aussie and she puts her spot up against Vulcana.
Having sorted this all out amongst themselves, the girls decide they dont need Saint Synclair afterall.
Match 2! Viva Van successfully defends her spot in the tournament against Danika Della Rouge in what was possibly the most evenly matched bout in GLAM history.
Match 3 saw Heather Monroe come out and tell the world that after the Hoodslam in Vegas on Wednesday when Anton admitted that Heather is a great wrestler, she has decided to bury the hatchet and declared them to now be friends.
Out came Aleyah Mia Garcia to challenge Heather in a 2nd round match but Heather jumped her before the bell. Heather hit AMG with just about every move in her play book but the drive and desire of America’s SweetTart would not relent. Finally Heather pins AMG with feet on the ropes for added leverage but is caught by Referee Wiggles. As Heather argues with the ref Aleyah rolls her up in a pin with HER feet on the ropes and gets the 3 count!
Heather, however, grabs a mic and tells Anton that the victory should not count as Aleyah cheated. She claims that friendship is a two way street and Anton needs to prove that he is willing to do the right thing. Anton reluctantly agrees that it is only fair that AMG not be able to use the ropes if Heather wasn’t and the match is restarted.
But in a swift turn of events Aleyah is able to hit the Judea Star for the clean victory!
Match 4! Simone Sherie puts her spot on the line Against Vulcana. A hard hitting match followed but ultimately the Living Volcano scores the win and takes Simone’s place in the GLAMpionship Tournament!
Match 5 saw Hip Hop Harry say that he should get a chance to get back into the Tournament as all of Da Squaaaaaaaaaad has been knocked out of it.
But out came the plus size model Thicc Martel to tell Harry that they both lost fair and square. So not only is Harry delusional about getting back in, but also about having one leg!! Thicc claims that if we all believe that Harry has two legs, he will have two legs! (Not unlike the movie Hook)
They fight and Martel somehow coaches Harry to believe and Harry is able to kick the crap out of the thiccness with what seemed like his missing leg! However it then became Harry’s undoing as Thicc was able to lock up both legs in the dreaded Boston Market submission for the victory.
So… Harry may have lost the match but gained his belief in having 2 legs??
Match 6 was the final 2nd round match of the evening where Lady K Katarina Leigh Waters defeats Mazzerati – Shay the Fox Mazzato in match that was fierce, jaw dropping, and involving some dark magic from the beyond!
Crazy…
Dont miss next month when we continue this GLAMpionship Tournament and also celebrate our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF GLAM!!!!
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anton Voorhees
1. Stoner Brothers defeated Thicc Martel and Cereal Man
2. King of Dong Style Joey Ryan defeated DARK Sheik
3. Heather Monroe defeated Viva Van
4. Super Beast defeated Sinn Bohdi
5. FunnyBone defeated James C in a Hardcore Death Match
Hosted by Nuk Nuk Johnson
1. Juice Lee defeated HBKen
2. Chris Blaze defeated Ryan Ferguson
3. Stoner Brothers defeated Hip Hop Harry and D-Rogue of Da Squaaaad
4. Snowman Snowy Nuggs defeated Howard Langston of Jingle All the Way
5. Funnybone defeated Keita Murray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUe-ZUZe1UE
hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Hidden Gem Matt Carlos and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees
HoodFighter Tournament Quarter Finals
1. Drugz Bunny defeated Richard Shhnary
2. D- Rogue defeated DARK Sheik
3. Cereal Man defeated Glorious Banana
4. Juice Lee defeated Thicc Martel
5. Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi and Funnybone (replacing El Chupacabra who missed the show due to weather issues) after Matt Carlos interfered against Johnny Drinko Butabi.
HoodFighter Tournament Semi-Finals
6. Drugz Bunny defeated Cereal Man
7. D- Rogue defeated Juice Lee
8. James C and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Stoner Brothers and Whoa Whoa Dojo (Sensei Joey Nuggs and HBKen)
HoodFighter Tournament Finals
9. D-Rogue defeated Drugz Bunny to become HoodFighter X Champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-9FK-NCe6k&t=2034s
Hosted by Anton Voorhees and Wonder Dave! Music by some weird amalgamation of Oinga Boinga and the Hoodslam Band
1. Billy Idol defeated Slash
2. Alex Owens from Flash Dance defeated Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China
3. Jesse James C defeated Huey of DuckTales
4. Dewey defeated Louie of DuckTales
5. Scarface defeated Tommy Verscetti
6. Marty McFly from BTTF 2 defeated Indiana Jones from…i dunno, lets say Temple of Doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS-IdUmSmgg
Hosted by Anton Voorhees and Drugz Bunny!
1. James C and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Whoa Whoa Dojo Sensei Joey Nuggs and HBKen
2. Kenny K defeated Darwin Finch
3. DARK Sheik and Juice Lee defeated Hip Hop Harry and D-Rogue to become new Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
4. Cereal Man defeated Richard Shhhnary
5. Stoner Brothers defeated Jorel Nelson and Royce Isaacs
6. Plus Size Model Thicc Martel defeated Glorious Banana
7. Golden Gig Champion El Chupacabra defeated Shakira Spears to retain the Championship
– Johnny Drinko Butabi and El Chupacabra fought off Da Squaaaad post match
Hosted by Fly as Fuck Nuk Nuk Johnson, entriely refereed by Referee Isaac Isaacson
1. All That Keita Murray defeated Richard Shhhnary
2. WonderCats! Brittany Wonder and Joey Smoak defeated Nurse Ratchet/Otis the Gimp and Ryan Fergu-licious and Chris Blaze in a triple threat tag match
– post match, the former Ryan-O and now Ryan Fergu-licious turned on his partner Chris Blaze, again.
3. Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra defeated The Big Ugly JD Bishop to remain the Beast Who Holds the Golden Gig
4. Juice Lee defeated Brutal Rob Hands
5. Whoa Whoa Dojo Sensei Joey Nuggs and HBKen defeated Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner