Hoodslam presents: Big Trouble in Little Reno
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With all the trauma our Hoodslammers have faced, it only makes sense for them to fracture into their own groups. Which group will survive this SCHISM?
Returning to Hoodslam after defending the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks around the world, it is JTG J THA GAWD. He puts his title on the line against 3 other opponents to be determined in a FATAL FOURWAY FOR THE FANNYS.
The EMO HEADS Brooke Havok, Allen Angels and Emo Brutal Rob Hands have struck first blood! But now… CAUTION TIME. The call is answered by DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees and a partner to be decided (Vipress was busy :/)!
Trish Adora has earned the right by combat: She is next in line to challenge Brittany Wonder for the title Brittany has proudly held and defended since June 4th, 2022 – the GLAMPIONSHIP.
What’s up, its D-Rogue!
After the end of Fallen Idols, we’ve seen battle lines drawn. El Chupacabra, Drugz Bunny and Juice Lee on one side, and a reformed James Gang consisting of The Stoner Brothers and the titular James C on the other. On 5/5 its a 3v3, LETS CROSS THE LINE BLUUAGHHHH
And in our main event probably, The Captain of the Champion SHIP Johnny Butabi puts it all on the line against the debuting Bad Boy Joey Janela! He’s wanted to be in Hoodslam for years, but who’s got their hooks in whoom?
GO TO SCHISM, on 3rd x Broadway outside and with Oakland Metro Operahouse, $25 tickets, for the love of jtg the gawd don’tbringyourfnkids
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Or watch on FITE like most likely, we kinda just made the graphic before they said yes or no
tickets on sale on eventbrite, or $20 at the door! Virginia Street Brewhouse so cleverly found at 211 N Virginia St, Reno NV!
From Continental Club Oakland, 4/8/23
Hosted by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody
Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson
1. Brittany Wonder defeated Richard Shhhnary, Lara Frazier and DARK Sheik in a fatal fourway to retain the GLAMpionship
Wonder Dave would then come to the ring to eulogize those who had lost their lives at 3/3/23’s Fall of the Hoodslammer: Bat Manuel, PONG, Glorious Banana and Sweet Boone. Brutal Rob Hands would become emotional during the event, and cause a scene that could only be diffused by the emo hug of the visiting D-Torch, who showed up for some reason.
2. Brooke Havok defeated Anton Voorhees in an EMO RULES Match after Allen Angels interfered. The CAUTION would confront Brooke and Allen about this, but were then attacked by the updated EMO BRUTAL Rob Hands. Emo Brutal would then embrace the Emo Heads and leave with them in hopes to learn how to better control his emotions.
3. Da Squaaad [Kenny K – D-Rogue – Hop Daddy] defeated Cereal Man – Joey Gonzo – Marcelo Montoya (who I guess we’re calling NEW DAWGS)
4. Vipress defeated Maki Itoh after DARK Sheik interfered
5. Trish Adora defeated MacDaddy M Y L O to earn the right to challenge for the GLAMpionship at 5/5/23 SCHISM
6. El Chupacabra (accompanied by Okami) defeated James C, after the Stoner Brothers interfered and betrayed El Chupacabra and aligned with James to reform the James Gang but then Juice Lee came out and helped Chupy but eventually the numbers were too much so Drugz Bunny showed up and all 6 kinda fought around and I think Okami hair whipped a stoner brother in the eye somewhere and then Chupy won.
After 4/8 at Continental Club we’ve got a couple outdoor events with Oakland Metro on 5/5 and 6/23, and then some special events in our Nevada neighbor! GIG THE WORLD
See any wrestling last week? We heard there was a show or two… in case you missed it in in all the hubbla, here’s our tenth installment!
Ten ten 321… From I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM 1/15/23: Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave provide commentary on a triple threat match for the CHAMPION SHIP as Captain Johnny Butabi defends against James C and El Chupacabra! From THE LAST TIME WE WERE HAPPY TOGETHER 2/5/23: With Commentary by Wonder Dave and Veda Scott [!], its a San Francisco [s]TREAT FIGHT: The Rabbit with a Habit Drugz Bunny takes on Da Squaaads D-Rogue!
Its got HEATHER MONROE v ALEJANDRA GRANDE
Its got Da SQUAAAAA Hop Daddy and Alpha Zo taking on the The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul!
its got everything! [*everything limited to above specific examples sited]
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Maybe the most #8 it’s ever been!
Featuring, from 12/4/22 Entertania XII:
James C v Bat-Manuel (sad cry)
and from 1/15/23 I know What you did Last HOODSLAM:
DARK Sheik/Vipress v Cereal Man/ MacDaddy M Y L O
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