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RENO, NEVADA 9/16 ~~ 10/27
We return to Nevada with a double dose of da funk…
First, HOODSLAM: Street HIGHbration is on September 16th at the Bluebird!
Then its GLAM: Saved by the Belle *again* at the Bluebird! There’s a bluebird on my shoulder, can i love it?
Featuring Brooke Havok, DARK Sheik, Lara Frazier, Black Swan, The Stoner Brothers, Mighty Myra, Amira, Anton Voorhees, Brittany Wonder and many more making their Hoodslam debuts!
We’re not just dipping in Reno, we’re planting a flag. Welcome to the Slam Empire.
PSYCHOPHORIA 9/1 OAKLAND
LIVE ON FITE, in coordination with Oakland Metro Operahouse
Hosted by Wonder Dave!
The debuts of Sawyer Wreck and Jonnie Robbie!
DARK Sheik and Vipress reach an ultimatum. Anton Voorhees returns from injury to active combat.
With Brooke Havok and D-Torch arrested for emitting dangerous levels of EMO, Brutal Rob Hands stands alone in this final chapter against the Federal Bureau of EMOstigations.
The Lost Treasures are now in control of Fuck the Fans after defeating the Stoner Brothers in a match for the much glorified prize of booking a show. What announcements do they have for us? How will the BOOM Gang (James C and the Stoner Brothers) react?
M Y L O defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks!
Da Squaaad stands triumphant after Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder for the GLAMpionship. What other cards do they have waiting under their three person six armed shirt sleeve?
Juice Lee will probably be there. Definitely Chupy [el Chupacabra].
Tickets on sale now on eventbrite, watch the show live on fite tv with a FITE+ subscription. There’s links to the left; they’re like totally convenient enough without doing it again in this sentence.
HOP DADDY IS THE NEW GLAMPION
Brittany Wonder had her championship stolen after defending it successfully at 7/7/23 American Scream. In face, she was the longest reigning champion in all of Hoodslam, having held the GLAMpionship since June 4th, 2022.
She was able to gain some revenge against HOP DADDY at 8/4/23 U Up, but it wasn’t until 8/18/23 that the two went head to head for the title.
For the better of Squaad and the worse for Wonder, Hop Daddy was able to dethrone the Ultragirl after repeated interference from Da Squaad mates Kenny K and Alpha Zo. It pays to be in a faction in the new Hoodslam.
a merch section kinda!
if you notice up in the menu it now has a link to the merchandise shop/give section at the churchofwrestling.com , we’re now sharing it and have some hoodslam gear up there, too!
how convenient, for those of you who are sheik AND hoodslam fans
ROSTER PAGE UPDATES
Hi, we didn’t add bios to everyone yet but we put them all in factions and add photo gallery for every crew and like a little bio, and i dunno i think its pretty cool, go check it out
DARK Sheik / KTVU news talk Hoodslam!
We don’t know how to embed the video, but click on the link and check it out! Thanks Amber Lee ~~
It’s kinda incredible how they can come film at 5 and have it on the news by 10. Wow what a wrld
6/23 AND 7/7 IN OAKLAND
Hoodslam – Sunny Days
6/23/23 6ish doors/7 PM show
Oakland, California 21+ dontbringyourfnkids
Streaming on fite+
birdswillfall.com // @hoodslam on things
Previously, on Hoodslam – The Fallen first appeared at 3/3/23, where they emerged from a tear in reality and killed four of our roster, including our champion.
She, an angel with an exposed golden skull. Her shadowy demon consort. Hollywood CerealMan who emerged here years ago and acted as a sleeper cell. Evil demon Lil BJ, a creature that came to our dimension last fall and embedded itself as the reincarnated dog of Sweet Boone : they returned at 6/2/23 and threatened to again decimate our roster.
The EMO Heads Brooke Havok and Brutally Emo Rob Hands were able to kidnap one of the Fallens flock, the demon dog that killed Robs friend Sweet Boone. It was at the expense of Emo Head Alan Angels.
Hoodslammers were able to rescue him from sudden death, but Anton Voorhees had the triangle ripped off his face in bloody consequence. Others were able to retreat with the wounded, but Drugz Bunny chose to fight. Once more The Fallen fatally massacred one of ours when She used our Golden GiG Championship to slit the throat of Drugz Bunny.
At 6/23/23 – with another of ours dead and one of theirs captured – The Fallen again descend upon Hoodslam.
Featuring:
Vipress
DARK Sheik
MacDaddy M Y L O
BOOM GANG
PitFall Jones
Lara Frazier
El Chupacabra
Juice Lee
Cereal Man
Kidd Bandit debuts
More to be announced
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
Card Subject to Extinction
Hoodslam – The American Scream 7/7/23
11:59PM EST/ 9PM PST Oakland, California
21+ dontshowyourfnkids, LIVE ON FITE +
The survivors of the last incursion by The Fallen have little time to stop and smell the roses. The world keeps spinning, demands must be supplied. Desperate cries wail out and join in harmony with the American Scream.
The Hoodslammers had split into factions in efforts to find strength and comfort in numbers. While friendships have blossomed, so has opportunity for loss. Not a group stands that hasn’t been affected by tragedy or been guilty of betrayal.
Madness looms like pollution on the skyline, the sunset more endearing through its distorted lens. The American Scream sings a song and we all hum along.
Featuring [assuming they survive 6/23/23]:
– Allie Katch defends the Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Championship
– current Intergalactic Tag Team Champions El Chupacabra and Juice Lee
– Hop Daddy and Kenny K of the Squaaad
– EMO Heads Brooke Havok, Alan Angels and Brutal Emo Rob
– The CAUTION [Anton Voorhees // DARK Sheik] and Vipress
– Jack of Cartwheel
More to come* card subject to change
what do the posters mean?
Based off New Mutants #38, this cover featured the team dreaming themselves walking into their own graves. QUITE APRAPOS, as the The Fallen have stated that they will return for the first time since murdering four of our roster at the Fall of the Hoodslammer 3/3/23. The Hoodslammers left have only ever known a life of battle, but what happens when that life is on the line?
WHY THE NEW HOODSLAM?
As the blood still dries on unholy soil, an ALL NEW ALL DIFFERENT Hoodslam starts to bloom. Based off the iconic and famous and you should know it cover to GIANT SIZE X-MEN #1, a new team found themselves replacing the old team, ushering in the Wolverines, Storms, Nightcrawlers and Collossi we all know to this day. Will this be the start of a new generation of world warriors come to Oakland?
6/2 THE NEW HOODSLAM
COME ONE, COME ALL TO A FABULOUS SHOW
watch LIVE on FITE+ Streaming
https://www.fite.tv/vl/p/hoodslam/
This Friday at the Continental Club in Oakland https://www.eventbrite.com/o/hoodslam-15110219281
Allie Katch defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks v VIPRESS
Anton Voorhees faces the debuting SONICO
EMO HEADS Brooke Havok / Alan Angels / Brutally EMO Rob Hands v LOST TREASURES Matt Carlos / Joe DeSoul / for some reason Lara Frazier
DARK Sheik against the equally debuting JACK of CARTWHEEL
The Stoner Brothers of the BOOM GANG defend their newly won intergalactic Tag Team Championship against El Chupacabra and Juice Lee
Trish Adora, M Y L O, Sandra Moone, Brittany Wonder… maybe all in one match?
In an Entertania 2 Rematch, Drugz Bunny takes on James C
ALSO the return of THE FALLEN, invaders from a dimensional gateway torn into our reality when a sentient atomic bomb detonated itself during a Golden GiG Championship match. These same invaders who committed the Fall of the Hoodslammer 3/3/23 when they no-future-endeavored Glorious Banana, Sweet Boone, Bat-Manuel and our Golden GiG Champion PONG, and then absconded with said Golden GiG. The stench of death and angels signify their approach…birds will fall…