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GET YOUR ASS TO MARCH 21ST AT CEREMONY IN OAKLAND

The ballsiest crossover of all time happens at least once more! ARNOCOPS X HOODSLAM is at the brand new Ceremony in Oakland, right by the 12th Street BART!

Featuring:

El Chupacabra

Stoner Brothers

DARK Sheik

Royce Isaacs

Brooke Havok

KEiTA

MacDaddy M Y L O

EMO Rob Hands

Richard Shhhnary

and more!

PRO WRESTLING X LIVE MUSIC X ARNOLD MOVIE COSPLAY like it kinda explains itself

https://www.ticketweb.com/event/hoodslam-x-arnocorps-get-your-ceremony-tickets/13744274

3/7 disassembled matches! FILTHY Tom Lawlor on Commentary!

Two out of Three Falls! For the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship! James C challenged Kenny K!

First time ever! For the GLAMpionship! MacDaddy M Y L O defends against El Chupacabra!

Your Commentary Team for the evening: Anton Voorhees and the debuting FILTHY TOM LAWLOR!

DARK Sheik is on her revenge tour: next stop is the former Grief Counselor MARCO!

He Who Holds the Golden GiG Cereal Man defends against his biggest challenger yet: the giant and brutal EMO Rob Hands!

Tag Team action when D-Torch and Lara Frazier face off against Juice Lee and Von Eerie!

Fatal Fourway! Ricky Stoner v KEiTA v Mighty Mayra v the returning Vipress!

ALSO: Bloodbond 64 members Richard Shhhnary and Scotty Stoner take on Dungeon Dave Wreckoning and Jeckles the Jester!

3/7 OAKLAND – hoodslam// DISASSEMBLED

Hoodslam // disassembled

Oakland Continental Club

March 11th 2025,

doors 7ish, show 8PM -11 PST

21+ donotbringyourfnkids

Vipress returns!

Vinny Pacifico debuts!

Featuring also: He Who Holds the Golden GiG CEREAL MAN defending his title against EMO Rob Hands!

GLAMpion M Y L O defends against El Chupacabra w/OKAMI

2/3 Falls Match for the Golden Fannypacks Championship: Kenny K v James C

DARK Sheik v Marco Mayur

Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Anton Voorhees and Richard Shhhnary appear

Juice Lee and [former Dr and disgraced psychiatrist] Von Eerie v D-Torch and Lara Frazier

Presumably others, card subject to change Birdswillfall.com // @hoodslam everywhere

hoodslam // disassembled March 7th, #Oakland Tix 21+: https://www.eventbrite.com/o/hoodslam-15110219281

Stream @FiteTV : https://www.trillertv.com/vl/p/hoodslam/ #hoodslam #FtF #ThisIsReal

DO NOT BRING YOUR FN KIDS

FREE EVENT – RENO, NV 5/17/25

The “Accidental Phenomenon” makes their way back to the Biggest Little City Saturday May 17th at The Eddy

Pro Wrestling Rated R // This Is Real since 2010 // Oakland’s last sports team // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids

Come in to the bar/restaurant portion starting at 11am,

Hoodslam Fucks the Fans at 7pm and once again……………

IT’S A FREE SHOW!!!

Hoodslammers in action

James C

DARK Sheik

Ilena Torres

Mayra

Moizilla

POOKY

El Chupacabra

Lara Frazier

More Hoodslammers to be announced!

@hoodslam on socials // see our v1deo library on Triller TV//Fite + // birdswillfall.com // as in life, things can change //

#THISISREAL#hoodslam

www.BirdsWillFall.com

Event sponsored by @long_drink_nv

results: 2/7/25 POPTOPIA – divamania [M Y L O eras tour]

hosted by Jordan Ziggy Stardust Castle

DARK Sheik defeated Michael Jackson with Prince

Cereal Man defeated Jaguar Montoya to remain He Who Holds the Golden GiG

Brooke Havok [Chappell Roan] defeated Freddie Mercury, Sia, Charli XCX, Sabrina Carpenter and Marco Mayur

Anton Voorhees and Richard Shhhnary defeated Stoner Brothers and EMO Heads D-Torch and EMO Rob in a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match to remain Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

Kenny K and D-Rogue defeated James C and Lil Crush

MacDaddy M Y L O defeated B3CCA to remain GLAMpion

watch it on fite yah

OAKLAND AND SAN DIEGO MATCHES ANNOUNCED

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 7TH is POPTOPIA: M Y L O Eras Tour and in your main event she will battle spotify sensation B3CCA!

ALSO: after being attacked by James C and Lil Crush at the last show, Kenny K seeks rewrite history, his partner is a mystery!

He Who Holds the Golden GiG CEREAL MAN will defend our highest prize against a pop icon to be revealed live and alive!

DARK Sheik, Brooke Havok, Grief Counselor Marco, Juice Lee, Chupacabra, Mighty Mayra, the Stoner Brothers, Jaguar Montoya and others (maybe/) don cosplay tribute – who will they be, who will they fight?

KEiTA takes on Bad Dude Tito in a return so long in the making we’ll probably call it his debut!

After losing the 4 on 4 at Revolution X, Bloodbond 64 members Anton Voorhees and Richard Shhhnary agree to defend the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship against half the team that thwarted them, former tag champion EMO Heads D-Torch and EMO Rob!

February 15th in a small exotic off shoot of San Diego that the locals call National City, Hoodslam returns to the home of Primal Pro Wrestling, who so graciously rent us their space!

KEiTA takes on Johnnie Robbie in a first time ever match up!

EMO Queen Brooke Havok takes on Chris Nasty in a match that also hasn’t happened before!

DARK Sheik challenges GLAMpion M Y L O (assuming she retains on 2/7) in what is must defintely NOT the first time these have faced off – but the only time since their BRUTAL I Quit Match at The Last Time We Were Happy Together in 2023!

Main Event Evan Daniels was a regular at our Arizona Hoodslam events, and El Chupacabra has long fought on our sacred star most often in Oakland and Reno, but the two come together and collide in on 2/15 in their Slam Diego debuts!

J2 Mattioli and the Rebel Star bring us a showcase of primal preeminence in this athletic encounter and technical tete-a-tete! Yes, both primal and technical.

PLUS MORE, we’re sure of it

tickets are on eventbrite, linked to the <—

Oakland event to stream on Triller+ February 11th, thats a tuesday my friends.

San Diego event to be filmed and distributed through unknown means. Probably our youtube channel.

FTF This Is Real

SAN DIEGO SLAM DIEGO – 2/15/25 REPTILIOS STOLE OUR BABY!

From PRIMAL PRO Compound,

2050 Wilson Ave, National City, 91950

FEBRUARY 15th, 8PM ish -11 PMish

21+ dont bring your fucking kids

Our San Diego return! At our last show, Cereal Man fought Astarix in an unearthly battle for the fate of the universe! However, in the throes of combat, the two merged and spawned a cute baby Astarix! This stopped neither from committing alien assault in the pursuit of victory, but while distracted their newborn baby was absconded with by a third party of galactic importance – REPTILIOS!

Now, Cereal Man and Astarix put their individual affiliations aside and pair up to save their sweet sweet baby, with the Ramifications rippling across three different corners of the universe – and EARTH is their ARENA!

ALSO, professional wrestling by:

Macdaddy MYLO

EMO Queen Brooke Havok

Captain of the Champion Ship [and also a shark] JEFF

DARK Sheik

KEiTA

And mordred WOwwwwW

more to be announced, follow @hoodslam or pray for an update on birdswillfall.com for more info as this epic event becomes more imminent.

// see our v1deo library on Triller TV~Fite + // birdswillfall.com

#THISISREAL #hoodslam #fuckthefans

2/7/25 POPTOPIA: DIVAMANIA – MYLO ERAS TOUR

Oakland Continental Club TIX LIVE ON EVENTBRITE MEOW unless it already happened and youre reading this in the future

February 7th 2025, 8PM ish -11 PMish

21+ dont bring your fucking kids

Poptopia: divamania// MYLO Eras Tour

Former Captain of the Champion Ship!

Former Best Athlete Golden Fannypacks Champion!

Our current GLAMpion!

Shes a singer, shes a dancer, she is MacDaddy MYLO! YourLo. OURlo.

On the first friday of February she gets her own party, and you’re invited. But crashing the party is spotify superstar and celebrated striker B3CCA! They do battle for our sharp and prestigious GLAMpionship.

ALSO invited are the Hoodslammers of our times, though theyve been strongly encouraged to cosplay as Pop icons of any era. Kings and Queens of Poptopia enter mortal kombat for your viewing pleasure. Are you not entertained?!

Bloodbond64 lost the 4 on 4 to the EMOHeads at Revolution X. And thusly, Richard Shhhnary and Anton Voorhees defend the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship against EMO Rob and D-Torch!

Our new champion and He Who Holds the Golden GiG is Cereal Man! Who will be his first challenger? And does he still consider DARK Sheik co-champion after the chaos at Revolution X?

James C and Lil Crush attacked Kenny K after James failed to beat Kenny for the Golden Fannypacks. Now the two of them face Kenny and a mystery partner in tag team turmoil!

Bad Dude Tito returns to SlamTown!

ALS0:

KEiTA

Brooke Havok

Lara Frazier

Juice Lee

Chupacabra and Okami

Brittany Wonder

Mighty Mayra

Moreeeee[?]

~~ card subject to change or whatever

@hoodslam on socials // see our v1deo library on Triller TV//Fite + // birdswillfall.com

#THISISREAL #hoodslam

results: 1/3/25 REVOLUTION X

hosted by Jordan Castle from Oakland Continental Club

referees Wiggles and in his final appearance, Nuk Nuk Johnson

MacDaddy MYLO defeated Brittany Wonder to retain the GLAMpionship after KEiTA interfered on her behalf

The EMOHeads interrupted a celebration from BloodBond64 in which a 4 on 4 match was agreed upon, with the winners getting a Tag Team Championship match at our next event POPTOPIA 2/7/25

Mighty Mayra defeated Jaguar Montoya

Cereal Man defeated DARK Sheik, El Chupacabra (with OKAMI) and Juice Lee (with Dr Von Eerie) to fill the vacancy and become He Who Holds the Golden GiG

Kenny K defeated James C (with Lil Crush) to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion

Brooke Havok, EMO Rob, D-Torch & Lara Frazier defeated Ricky Stoner, Scotty Stoner and Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Richard Shhhnary & Anton Voorhees

KEiTA defeated Jack Cartwheel Summit after MYLO interfered on his behalf.