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Hoodslam presents the 2013 (yes, 2013) Hoodfighter Tournament (January 25, 2014) Results

Hoodslam presents the 2013 (yes, 2013) Hoodfighter Tournament – RESULTS

Saturday, January 25, 2014
Victory Warehouse
Oakland, CA
FTFanClub-exclusive show

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), featuring guest commentary from the fans at ringside.

1. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: Sub Zero w/ Sindel (representing Mortal Kombat) def. Ryu (representing Street Fighter II) with the freeze/uppercut combination when Akuma distracted Ryu. Sub-Zero advances.

2. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: DARK Sheik (representing Hoodslam) def. Ken (representing Street Fighter II) with the Shia Crescent.

3. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. Scorpion (representing Mortal Kombat) when Sub-Zero distracted and froze Scorpion.

4. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (representing Hoodslam) def. Drugz Bunny (representing Hoodslam) with an inside cradle.

5. “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge def. Buddy Royal with the Death Knell.

6. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Anthony Butabi with the Kryptonite Crunch.

7. Hoodfighter Tournament – semi-finals: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. DARK Sheik (representing Hoodslam) with a pin-fall counter to the magistral cradle.

8. Hoodfighter Tournament – semi-finals: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (representing Hoodslam) def. Sub-Zero w/Sindel (representing Mortal Kombat) with the Ka-POW when Scorpion hit the “COME HERE” spear and uppercut combo on Sub-Zero.

9. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs) def. the team of Virgil Flynn III and Charlie Chalpin with the Rizz Bomb on Charlie Chaplin.

10. Hoodfighter Tournament – final round: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become the 2013 Hoodfighter Tournament Champion, earning a shot at Virgil Flynn III’s “Best Athlete in the East Bay” award at Hoodslam: XLVIII – The Smoklahoma Bowl on Friday, February 7 at the Oakland Metro Opera House.

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FTFanclub Secret Show: The Hoodfighter Tournament

Saturday January 25th, we return to the Victory Warehouse for a special FTFanclub members only show, and what a show it will be! Wanna be a part of this special event? Then you gotta join the club!

Already announced:

First entrant for the Hoodfighter Tournament, Drugz Bunny
Second entrant, “Street Fighter” Ken
Third entrant, Bat Manuel
Fourth entrant, “Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder

Make sure to like Hoodslam on Facebook to find out who will be announced next!

2014Results, News, Results

Hoodslam: Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel (January 3, 2014) Results

Hoodslam: “Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel” results
Friday, January 3, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 790

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Mayoral Erection.”

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and “Master Spliffer.”

(1) Ryu beat Sub-Zero (w/Sindel) with a Hadouken following a beat-down from Scorpion on Sub-Zero.

(2) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) beat “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder & “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze in a tag team match when the Butabis hit the Boozeday Device on Brittany Wonder.

(3) Ken beat the PB&J Banana, “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge, Batmanuel, Soundwave, and James C. in an over-the-top-rope/pinfall gauntlet match when Ken hit a Shoryuken to pin James C.

(4) Juiced Lee & “The Psycho Shooter” Drake Younger beat DARK Sheik & Christina Von Eerie in a non-Golden Gig tag team match when Drake Younger hit the Drake’s Landing on DARK Sheik.

(5) Drugz Bunny beat “Broseph” Joe Brody with the Stardust Swandive.

(6) Game Over (PONG [Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer] and FONG [F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer]) beat The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner w/Coach Joey Nuggs) in a tag team match when Rick-Scott missed a top-rope splash.

The fans at the Oakland Metro Opera House elected El Flaco Loco the new mayor of Hoodslam. He defeated Doc Atrocity and Shawn Michaels’s Allen.

Special performance by Cat Sweet.

(7) Virgil Flynn III beat “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award. Flynn won with an inside cradle.

[ FYI: This show and previous shows can be viewed in their entirety HERE. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, February 7 for “Hoodslam: XLVIII – The Smokelahoma Bowl.” Hoodslam is a 21+ event. ]
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Hoodslam In Our House 3: Good Friends, Better Frenemies (December 20, 2013) Results

Hoodslam In Our House 3: Good friends, better frenemies

1) The Subruban Commandos defeated The Stoner Brothers. Afterwards, The Stoners old Coach Joey Nuggs from Stoner U appeared, ready with clipboard and whistle. He said he would whip these boys back into Golden Gig shape, and started by putting them through drills immediately before allowing them to take part in any doobage.

2) Guano Loco defeated Lucha Magnifico with a pile driver.

– Mr. Hoodslam 2, Hoodslams own crotchety old man veteran wrestler, told the fans that he would be entering his name into the election for Mayor of Hoodslam in January, running on the platform of tradition.

– Johnny Drinko informed the crowd that Virgil Flynn III had caught his ire by having so many great matches. He swore to make Virgil have WORST match of the year, and included the rule that he and Virgil would drink liquor for every knife edge chop executed in the match.

3)Johnny Drinko, Anthony Butabi, and Anthony Butabi 2099 defeated Virgil Flynn III, Ultragirl Brittany Wonder, and Jesus Cruz.

4) F.O.N.G. defeated PB&J Banana after tying him to the corner and devouring a bag of his relatives.

5) DARK Sheik,El Chupacabra and Christina Von Eerie defeated Ken, Zangief and Scorpion after Zangief gave a pile driver to everyone in the match, including his partners.

– DARK Sheik informed the crowd that at Jan 3rd, he refuses to defend the Golden Gig with the coholder Juiced Lee. He instead issued a challenge, DARK Sheik and Christina Von Eerie v Juiced Lee and a mystery partner

6) Juiced Lee defeated James to defend the Golden Gig

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Hoodslam: Non Denominational Winter Season Celebrational Festivity…of Doom…..DOS! (December 6, 2013) Results

Hoodslam Show Results
Friday, December 6, 2013
Oakland, Calif. at the Metro Opera House
Paid Attendance: 688

On this night, The Hoodslam Band was known as “Ejaculate Conception.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and El Flaco Loco.

(1) Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Virgil Flynn III beat Soundwave with a 450 splash to retain.

(2) Golden Gig Championship: Dark Sheik & Juiced Lee beat The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner) with a top-rope splash/leg-drop combo.

(3) “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder beat James with a roll-up with an assist from the PB&J Banana.

(4) P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) beat Scorpion with a roll-up when Sindel distracted Scorpion and Sub-Zero froze him from behind.

(5) Drugz Bunny beat F.O.N.G. (F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer) with a Chokeslam. P.O.N.G. and F.O.N.G., collectively known as “Game Over,” attacked Drugz Bunny after the match, which resulted in the arrival of Pooh Jack coming to Drugz’s aid to take out Game Over.

Special performance by Revolva.

(6) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) beat Ken & Ryu when Johnny Drinko Butabi pinned Ryu with an Okana roll.

(7) The team of Doc Atrocity & Dark Sheik & Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 & El Chupacabra (w/Courtney Crimson) & Giggles the Clown beat Major Meathook & Corporal Clawhammer & Switchblade & Juiced Lee & Futurecabra when Doc Atrocity eliminated Futurecabra in a 5-on-5 over-the-top-rope elimination match.

To see this and previous shows in their entirety, check out SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam.

FYI: Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, January 3 for “Hoodslam: Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel.” Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube – all @Hoodslam. Website is BirdsWillFall.com.

 

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