Hoodslam XLVIII: The Smoklahoma Bowl – The Bridge to Entertania
Friday, February 7, 2014
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 842
On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as the “Seattle Sea Cocks.”
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), and the mayor of Hoodslam, El Flaco Loco.
1. The team of DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee def. Team Game Over (PONG [Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer] and FONG [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) when DARK Sheik hit the Dirty Bomb on FONG to retain the Golden Gig.
2. Drugz Bunny def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder with a jackknife roll-up.
3. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs and Missy High-as-Shit) def. the team of Blanka and Zangief when Rick-Scott Stoner hit a top-rope frog splash on Zangief.
4. Sub-Zero (with Sindel and the debuting Princess Kitana) def. James C with the Lin Kuei uppercut after Princess Kitana distracted James and Sindel stunned him with the sonic scream.
5. Virgil Flynn III def. Bat Manuel with the 450 splash to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack.
6. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. the team of “Broseph” Joe Brody and “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge when the Butabi brothers hit the Boozeday Device on Broseph.
Special burlesque performance by Alijah Dresden of the Sizzling Sirens Burlesque Experience.
7. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Doc Atrocity with a school boy roll up when El Chupacabra distracted Doc.
8. DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee def. Team Hadouken (Street Fighter II’s Ryu and Ken, with Cammy and Cammy’s ass) when DARK Sheik hit the Dirty Bomb on Ryu to retain the Golden Gig.
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Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, March 7 for Hoodslam – Crossroads to Entertania: The Road to Entertania
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