Friday, December 4, 2015
Retro Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Live commentary by ‘Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was George Foreskin and the Grillers.
1. Hoodfighter Tournament match: Cereal Man def. Nurse Ratchet.
2. Hoodfighter Tournament match: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. Shotzi Blakkheart
3. Hoodfighter Tournament match: Ken def. Ryu.
4. Hoodfighter Tournament match: “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.
5. Four-on-four elimination match: Team Chupy (“The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, and Virgil Flynn III) def. Team London (DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, and “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy).
6. Hoodfighter Tournament semi-final match: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie.
7. Hoodfighter Tournament semi-final match: Cereal Man def. Ken.
8. Four-Way tag-team match for the Golden Gig (whomever pins the champion wins the Golden Gig) Drugz Bunny (champion) and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder def. James C & Juiced Lee, The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs).
9. Hoodfighter Tournament finals: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) def. Cereal Man to become number one contender for “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder’s Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.
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