Hoodslam: Battle Royal Of Supremacy / Daze Of Future Past
Fri. Aug. 2nd @the Oakland Metro – approx. attendance: 700
* Broseph Brody w/ Kammy d. Super Tiger in a BROpen Challenge to qualify for the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
* PONG & FONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer & Fat Obese Nerdy Gamer) d. Blanka & Zangiev in an impromptu challenge to qualify for the Battle Royal Of Supremacy
* Gorilla Vinny Butabi d. Johnny Drinko Butabi to qualify for the Battle Royal Of Supremacy, then took his disembodied zombie head back from Doc Atrocity when given the choice of the surviving half of Baby Hoodslam or his own head.
* Ryu & Ken d. Scorpion & Sub-Zero w/ Sindel in a SSF vs. MK showdown to qualify for the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
* Anthony Butabi d. Brittany Wonder to qualify for the Battle Royal of Supremacy after future Resistance fighter Sgt. Straightrazor appeared and referred to both Anthony and Brit as “Grandma and Pop Pop.”
* James & Drugz Bunny w/ Stony Montana d. “Original Gangsta” Mustafa Saed & Pooh Jack, La Raza (Chicano Flame & Jardcore Jesus), and the team of Otis The Gimp & Sexy Chino w/ Lollipop in a 4-way tag team match to qualify for the Battle Royal Of Supremacy.
* Virgil Flynn (as Bruce Leroy) d. Sho Nuff the Shogun of Harlem in a Kung Fu Theater Last Dragon match to qualify for the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
* Golden Gig champions The Stoner Bros. (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick) d. Resistance Fighters From The Future (Major Meathook & Private Boltcutter) w/ Sgt. Straightrazor in an impromptu challenge.
* Doc Atrocity put El Sparko on trial with Judge Johnny Legend, but all hell broke loose when commentator Kevin Gill suddenly assassinated Doc’s star witness John Wilkes Boothe on the stand! This brought out “Sexy Scientist” Shelly Martinez who revealed that SHE built the time portal to the year 2099 and has seen the future of Hoodslam under the tyrannical rule of Doc Atrocity. Doc had his clowns bring out a “Weapon Of Unimaginable Death & Destruction” and ordered El Chupacabra to take out Shelly. Supercabra (Chupacabra from the year 2099) appeared and joined Shelly against Doc and the present-day Chupacabra.
* “Sexy Scientist” Shelly Martinez & El Supercabra (Chupacabra from 2099) d. Doc Atrocity & El Chupacabra (present-day) in an impromptu challenge.
* Drugz Bunny won the 10-man Battle Royal Of Supremacy by eliminating James.