Where art thou fanny pack?

It hasn’t been all picnics and happy meals for F.O.N.G. (Fat Obese Nerdy Gamer) since winning the Best Athlete in the Bay Award from Virgil Flynn III last June. He’s found himself attacked from all directions, defending against many comers. Yet the fans have still not rallied behind Team Game Over (FONG and P.issed O.ff N.erdy G.amer PONG). Furthermore, FONG announced at the last Hoodslam that his Golden Fannypack, the symbol of tribute given to those that carry the mantel of Best Athlete, had been stolen. The toll has weighed heavy on the soul of this fucking nerdy gamer.

Who will F.O.N.G. face at Fanarchy Rules this Friday? Scorpion? Virgil Flynn III? Brock Lesnar? (Probably not) You decide by heading over to our event page and voting for this match and others at Fanarchy Rules!

September 5th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids – social media, we’re @Hoodslam