Brooke Havok defeated Richard Shhhnary and Hop Daddy
Best Athlete In The East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Championship: Kenny K retained against Anton Voorhees.
Joe DeSoul defeated Lara Frazier to become official leader of the Lost Treasures, as per stipulation of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco
Captain Janela’s CHAMPION SHIP Under the Sea Open ChallengeGauntlet Match (#WaterWorld of Warcraft): Janela eliminated Peter Pan, Janela eliminated Mighty 1 Mayra, Janela eliminated Prince Namor of Atlantis, MacDaddy M Y L O defeated Captain Janela to become Captain M Y L O of the Champion Ship.
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Referees Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles, from Oakland Continental Club
Angel Drugz Bunny defeated DARK Sheik
Lara Frazier defeated Mighty Mayra, Hop Daddy, Anton Voorhees, Cereal Man and Joe DeSoul in a Six Way Scramble
Juice Lee defeated El Chupacabra w/Okami after ripping out his heart. The angel of Drugz Bunny would help put it back and bring El Chupacabra back to life.
Jaguar Montoya v Joey Gonzo with Referee Cereal Man happened and the official winner is the fans
EMO Heads Brooke Havok/D-Torch/Brutal Rob Hands defeated BOOM Gang James C/Ricky Stoner/Scotty Stoner w/Anton Voorhees to remain Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
Kenny K defeated Jack Cartwheel to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypacks Champion
Our 13th Anniversary party is on Friday December 1st, live from the Continental Club in West Oakland and streaming as part of FITE+ on FITE.TV
Cereal Man officiates as Newerer Dawgz Jaguar Montoya takes on Newerer Dawgz Joey Gonzo!
After winning a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match to become number 1 contenders at Hoodslam /red/, the BOOM Gang [Scotty Stoner/ Ricky Stoner/ James C] take on the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions EMO HEADS [Brutal Rob Hands / D-Torch/ Brooke Havok]
What makes a man/a monster? El Chupacabra w/OKAMI v Juice Lee is finally settled
Hearts subject to break, DARK Sheik challenged Vipress to determine who will be She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Who will be the v best that no one ever was? Kenny K defends Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship against Jack Cartwheel!
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody from the Oakland Continental Club
Hop Daddy defeated Brittany Wonder to retain the GLAMpionship
EMO Heads Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal Rob defeated Newerer F’n DAWGZ Cereal Man, Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Champinship
Kenny K defeated DARK Sheik to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
Mighty Mayra, Chupacabra, BART-Man and Juice Lee defeated BOOM Gang James C, Anton Voorhees, Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner
Joe DeSoul defeated Alpha Zo
Vipress defeated Sawyer Wreck to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
The card is set for this weekends show! Come see these, plus more, MATCHES
James C will return from multiple injuries and joins Stoner Brothers and Anton Voorhees to form the BOOM Gang. It is awkward to mention that many of those injuries were sustained by Anton Voorhees on the road to and during FTF 10/6/23 when Anton Voorhees teamed with The CAUTION against the other three BOOM Gang members in a match where whoever was pinned will join the other team. Our last event saw Anton and the Stoners work well enough together to score a win against the quickly formed team of Jaguar Montoya and Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier.
Though, they face another randomly assembled team, this team their opponents at least have a heads up. BART-Man returns from the tunnels or whatever to team with the man he faced last event, Juice Lee! Juice Lee better have eyes in the back of his head, because he also teams with his sometimes partner/sometimes opponent El Chupacabra. The two recently fought to a draw, with little settled beyond their clear ideological differences when it comes to defending Hoodslam from invaders. Lastly but most mighty, Mighty Mayra joins these other 7 combatants because her teammate in MMMM – MacDaddy M Y L O – is injured and we didn’t know where else to put her. Lucky her, lucky us!
It has been settled that VIPRESS is She Who Holds the Golden GiG, after reclaiming it from the Fallen Angel Shemyhaza (who had killed our last champion, PONG).
It has been settled that Sawyer Wreck is the number one contender for the Golden GiG after winning the Rumble of Ranking Ramifications at Octobers FTF event.
When Sawyer Wreck defended her Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship against Vipresssses on again/off again partner DARK Sheik, Sawyer played with Vipresssesss heart by doing with her what Vipress could not. In response, Vipress cost Sawyer her championship.
On November 3rd, to determine who will move forward as She Who Holds the Golden GiG, all issues will be settled.
Newer F’N Dawgz have had their struggles as a group, mostly from Cereal Man not knowing which one is which and that none of them have a canine gimmick. The last event saw Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo use Cereal Man’s absence to try solo endeavours. But now, Cereal Man tries to bring them back under his frost wings by using his status and celebrity to hustle a shot at the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship. Will this grand gesture be enough to heal the hurt sustained on October 6th and prior?
In contrast, the EMO Heads, ironically, are one of the most stable stables of Hoodslam. Brooke Havok and her parades of sadness have engulfed both the Brutalist of Rob Hands and the dubious D-Torch, and the three have found themselves as reigning/defending EMO-Galactic defenders of the Universe.
Sidenote: Brooke killed like three people in September and we’ve all just been ok with it.
Our newest of new champions in this Hoodslam is actually the first to ever hold the title! DARK Sheik, after dethroning Sawyer Wreck with the help of Vipress, once again claims the title that was literally made for her BEST ATHLETE IN THE EAST BAY.
Kenny K of Da Squaaad steps to usurp this title, and it is hard to argue that anyone else deserves the title more. None can dazzle like Kenny K, whether it be flying through the air or breaking backs OR THE UNSETTLING COMBINATION OF BOTH.
Their first encounter in 2006, their next encounter Friday 11/3/2023. Who will be the very best that no one ever was?
Hop Daddy stole the GLAM-pionship from Brittany Wonder. Literally. It was only later that he was able to use his stolen booty to persuade Brittany Wonder to defend it against her officially. Brittany Wonder, however, had always accepted all challengers. This, after many months, is her first opportunity to reclaim the title that she carried for over a year.
HOWEVER, concurrent with Brittany Wonder’s woes was the war waged between Da Squaaad and the Lost Treasures. Lara Frazier / Matt Carlos/ and Joe DeSoul. The Lost Treasures found themselves constantly trying to beat back Da Squaaad from their attempts to take the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship from them throughout their run. But what started as a hunt for the Lost Treasures championship property has now flip flopped on the Hop Daddy as it’s Lara Frazier gunning for his belt.
The turn tables have turned, but though they wobbles, will they fall this fall 11/3?
ALSO PROBABLY: continuing the beef of Da Squaaad and the Lost Treasures, you might see Alpha Zo take on Joe DeSoul. Tell your friends!
hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Veda Scott from Oakland Continental Club Referees Nuk Nuk Johnson and The Fans
1 MMMM Mighty Mayra and MacDaddy M Y L O defeated NB/NV Darwin Finch and Richie Coy
2 DARK Sheik defeated Sawyer Wreck to become Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks Champion
3 BOOM Gang Anton Voorhees, Ricky Stoner and Scotty Stoner defeated Jaguar Montoya and Lost Treasures Lara Frazier and Joe DeSoul
4 Vipress defeated Brittany Wonder
5 Juice Lee defeated BART-Man and the interrupting Joey Gonzo in a triple threat match
6 EMO Heads Brooke Havok, Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch defeated Da Squaaad Kenny K, Alpha Zo and GLAMpion Hop Daddy to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship in an EMO RULES Match where the fans counted the pins.
We’ve got new Tag Team Champions in the EMO Heads! Brooke Havok and Daniel-Torch have defeated the Lost Treasures and are now the protectors of the galaxy.
The EMO Heads celebrating their win
Our current Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack Champion is now also our Number One Contender for the Golden GiG after winning the Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications! Vipress has been in possession of the Golden GiG after reclaiming it for Hoodslam from the fallen angel Shemyhaza. On 11/3, her reign officially begins.
Anton Voorhees is now a member of the BOOM Gang! As per stipulation of their match against The CAUTION, whoever was pinned at FTF would join the other group. Though, the CAUTION was able to drown and electrify James C, it was still the Link to the Future who suffered the pinfall after trying to diffuse an argument between his partners DARK Sheik and Vipress.
MAKI FUCKING ITOH returns to HOODSLAM for a special SATURDAY 11/18 PRESENTATION, known as “hoodslam /red/”. How is it related to our “hoodslam /blue/” event from August? We’re not sure yet. We just booked Maki and made the flyer.
GLAM returns 10/27 in Reno! After over a year hiatus, who’s ready for some Guilty Lethal Acton Mayhem? Featuring Black Swan, Mighty Mayra, Lara Frazier, AMIRA, Lilith Grimm, Brittany Wonder, Brittnie Brookes, Brooke Havok,the Stoner Brothers, El Chupacabra and more people not on this flyer.
FTF 2023, in conjunction with Oakland Metro Operahouse, on the godamn street at 3rd and Castro
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Referees Nuk Nuk Johnson and Wiggles
Sawyer Wreck defeated Brutal Rob Hands to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
Jaguar Montoya defeated Cereal Man when Special Referee Joey Gonzo pinned Cereal Man and Jaguar Montoya counted to 3, you figure it out.
The Stoner Brothers and James C defeated Anton Voorhees, DARK Sheik and Vipress. As per the stipulation, Anton Voorhees must join the BOOM Gang after being pinned.
The EMO Heads Brooke Havok and Daniel Torch defeated Hop Daddy / Kenny K of Da Squaaad and Lost Treasures Joe Desoul, Matt Carlos and Lara Frazier to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
Sawyer Wreck won the Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications. She will now face Vipress for the Golden GiG at Wreckoning 11/3 in Vipress’ first Championship defense.
